Etticut for every room.

While walking into the restroom yesterday I noticed a sign posted on the door which read: NO CELL PHONE USE IN BATHROOM. I laughed on the way in, but then began to wonder why cell phones were forbidden whilst taking care of business. Here are some possible reasons:

- Casual conversations in the bathroom give others the stage fright
- Disagreeable noises have created one too many disagreeable phone calls
- A series of events where men have "missed the mark" due to cell phones has caused an actionable response
- Viruses are being transported from contact with the phone (Gross, that one could be true. Wash your hands, nasty people!)

Whatever the cause is, I am sure it is important to restrict cell phone use, for everyone's safety. So the next time you hear someone chatting it up in the stall next to you, be sure to reach under there and remind them that it would be wise to return the call later, for everyone's benifit.