Thursday, April 9, 2009

Is this Days of our Lives?

Italians are pioneering new treatment for coma patients. The concept is doctors bring in beautiful Italian women wearing next to nothing and have them move sensuously around patients in a last-ditch attempt to awaken them.

Interesting. what sort of success rate do they have?

Funny you should ask.

For males, the success rate is reportedly 98 percent. It has even worked on a few dead guys.

I just think that men have a stronger will to keep on living. And the other 2 percent were probablly gay.

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